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Day 8: Last Day In Paradise 2 comments

Well, it is the morning of my last day in paradise and there is some confusion about what time it is. I've been checking

with all my highly reputable online sources and they do not appear to have moved their clocks ahead. My brother just asked me whether I was really THAT concerned about missing the plane! Hmmm…

I have someone to return to, so the answer is yes. I have a job and clients that I'm engaged with, so yes again. I do have a life elsewhere … yes. There is hockey to be played and pubs to be visited.

It sure is pretty here, though.

I was up earlier than everyone else (again) and found, to my amazement, a rainbow had formed over the ocean,

directly out from the lanai. It was soft, subtle and gorgeous. It faded pretty quickly so I was lucky to catch it when I did.

This has been an amazing trip. Friday (Day 6) was a pretty unstructured day, with some shopping and just puttering around. Yesterday, my sister C and I drove through another treacherous set of roads, through rain, fog and cloud cover, to get to the observatories at the top of Mauna Kea. The view wasn't great because we hit one of the 25 days per year of bad weather. However, it was still the trip of a lifetime. We got to see inside two of the telescope domes and learned a bit more about how they work and how they are constructed. The temps were near freezing so we had to contend with cold as well. We drove through so many climate zones and geographic regions yesterday that I lost count. This island has it all! Sometimes it snows up there

and people take their skiis up this terrible road and ski for a few dozen yards, just to say they have skiied in Hawaii!

I found the ride up from the visitor's centre (9500 ft) up the rutted, switchbacked, non-guard-railed gravel road to be hair raising. C was driving the Jeep and she did a great job, finding my discomfort greatly amusing, I think. Getting down was easier as it had stopped raining. The observatories are at 14,000 ft and people tend to suffer from altitude sickness at that height. We were given ample warnings about this and, sure enough, one member of the tour group collapsed and had to be sent back down the mountain with an oxygen mask.  I felt a bit light-headed, and climbing the extra stairs to get into one of the telescopes was dodgey, but that was true for everyone in the group. We were the slowest bunch of stair climbers on record.

For my last day, I plan to snorkel and get just a bit more sun. Then, I will come home. Really. Honest. As soon as we figure out what time it is.

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Day 5: Deep Sea … Napping 1 comment

I have SO been looking forward to today as it was booked as Deep Sea Fishing day.

My big brother B and I love fishing. He taught me a love of fishing when I was very young and I've retained it all my life, so it was very cool that we got to go on our first deep sea fishing trip together today.

C and D were also keen on doing this, so this was a day that we could enjoy together, which was wonderful. D booked us on a six hour trip, beginning at 7:00 a.m. We were keeners and were there right on time, lunches packed and ready to go.


The first thing that impressed me was the size of the lures. They looked like fancy grappling hooks! The boat we were on regularly takes in 400-600 lb blue marlin, sail fish and mahi mahi (dolphin fish) and, with gear like this, it is no wonder!

The second thing that took my breath away was the remnants of the sunrise over Mauna Kea.


After we were out on the water, B took in a 40 lb short-nosed spearfish that we oo'ed and ah'ed over and then released.

And … that was it. The rest of our time was spent watching the water eagerly for hints of other fish, napping on the comfy in-cabin sofa, and speculating on what we needed to do to make the fish gods like us. T'was to no avail … we were soundly rejected by the fish gods today.

No matter … B landed the biggest fish in his life and he was pleased with that.

While on the boat, I just couldn't stop nodding off, which is odd for me while fishing. Over dinner, B told a story that I'd never heard before. When I was still a babe in a bassinette, Mom took everyone camping on the edge of Lake Huron in a park called the Pinery. My Uncle Jack was there, as was his 12 ft aluminum boat. Apparently, when they needed me to settle down and go to sleep, they would put me in the boat and let it rock me to sleep, which apparently worked almost instantly. 


Perhaps I need to visualize this when I'm having trouble sleeping.

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Day 4: Snorkeling With Ghosts Click Here To Comment!

There is an old family legend on my father's side and that is that we are direct descendants of Captain James Cook. When I went to visit with British cousins for the first time in 1999, I ran this fable by them and they looked at me with amused recognition and said, "Oh, yes – we've heard that too!" They then went on to explain that there are some other cousins somewhere who did some research and discovered that in fact we may be more closely related to Cook's second in command, Captain Charles Clerke. This makes more sense, although it remains unconfirmed. A legend, still.

So, imagine my pleasure in discovering that the most highly recommended snorkel cruise on Big Island takes passengers out to Kealakekua Bay, the very place that Captain Cook met his unfortunate demise. And, incidently, where Captain Clerke then had to lead the remaining ships and crews out of danger.

I knew this was going to be an interesting day. I was right. 🙂

It was a bright beautiful day and the cruise on the catamaran out to the bay was easy to take, what with the ample supply of Kona coffee and treats. There were 103 snorkel guests on board.

As we approached the bay, a very sheltered area, we were given some information on the ancient customs of the Hawaiian tribes here. They operated on a caste system, with the ruling or royal class being called the "Ali'i" (a-lee hee). This bay and the cliffs in particular are deemed to be sacred and possessed of great magic. This is because the bones of many generations of Ali'i are buried deep in the lava tubes within the cliffs. Every time a member of the ruling class died, an elaborate ritual took place to bury their remains, essentially their bones that had been prepared and packaged in a particular way. A commoner (non-ruling class) would volunteer to descend down into the lava tubes to place the bones in a safe spot. The commoner would then be sacrificed, with the promise that they would be re-born an Ali'i.

So these cliffs hold a lot of magic and the waters of the bay are deemed to have healing powers. Unfortunately, that didn't work out so well for Captain Cook and four of his marines one day in 1779.  The story is well-documented elsewhere, but basically there was a misunderstanding between the good Captain and the natives and the natives were displeased and speared the poor fellow, right there on the beach. No healing for YOU, Captain Cook!

B and I got to snorkel here for several hours and it was a joy. I'm finding that underwater photography is a tricky business, between trying to see the screen through the mask, getting the focus and zoom right, etc. I'm really not very good at it and any shots that turn out right feel like they are entirely by accident. But it is fun trying!

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Day 3: Hwy 11 and Volcano Exploration Click Here To Comment!

It is about 9:30 p.m., Hawaii time on Thursday (Day 5)  and everyone but me has gone to bed. Exhaustion, I guess. I had a nap this afternoon so I guess I have a few hours of free'n'clear computer time to make some notes on this trip. Tomorrow is a pretty unscheduled day so I can even sleep in a bit!

Day 3, Tuesday, was volcano day. The Mauna Loa volcano, also known as the Kilauea crater, doesn't look that far away on a map, but I was assured it was minimally a 2 hour drive because of the nature of the main road, Hwy 11. I've had the fun of doing all the driving so far, and Tuesday was no exception. Happily, I get to drive D's Jeep Cherokee and it is a pretty surefooted vehicle.


Hwy 11 is one of those roads that could, theoretically, be used in movies with car chases involving bad guys careening out of control and down steep cliffs. Because, in spite of being rather grandiosely labeled a "highway", it is a narrow, two-lane road with a rather steep drop on the ocean side, tall rock walls on the mountain side, and lots and lots of hair-pin turns. You know those are coming when the speed limit drops from 55 mph to 25 rather suddenly. But, that is all that happens. Basically, you are on your own to pay attention.

There are two problems with this. First, there is so damn much to see. I usually adore driving but this was troublesome. We were driving by coffee plantations, macadamia nut farms, farmers' markets, all manner of cutsie little shops with interesting signage. Me, I was keeping both hands on the wheel and my eyes on the road. I can only imagine that people who succumbed to simply being interested in their surroundings could wind up at the bottom of one of those cliffs.


The second issue is drugs. There is, rumour has it, a terrible drug epidemic on this island. Crystal meth is called "ice" here and I understand it is rampant. Pot and other drugs, including alcohol, are common. This second problem played a role in the car crash we witnessed later in the day.

At one of the scenic points along the way, we sampled some macadamia nuts offered by a local grower. I'm no expert, although I've been sampling my way through a LOT of macadamia nuts while here. These were exquisite, unlike anything I'd ever tasted. Organic, perfect, amazing freshness and texture… I'll be ordering more from this guy. His website is not great but his product is definitely worth writing home about.

So it did indeed take us 2+ hours to get to the volcano and then we had to budget our time while there. I had visions of seeing red hot lava flying out the top of the crater but that was not to be. To see the red hot lava, one has to drive the extra 2 hour round trip down the Chain of Craters road to the sea to witness the lava falling into the ocean and, literally, creating new land. That will have to happen on another trip as there was no friggin' way I was driving back 2 hours on Hwy 11 in the dark. B agreed with this decision.


The general idea was to drive around the outside of the crater. There were numerous vantage points and lots to see and this was slated to take us about four hours. It would also take us through something like a boreal forest, a desert, a moonscape of lava and a rainforest … all in the span of a relatively small amount of time and acreage. Pretty neat!

First stop were the Steam Bluffs where rain water seeps down through the earth, hits the hot lava beneath, and returns to the earth's surface as steam. The sensation of having steam appearing from the ground and washing over you is pretty strange and wonderful.

There were several other points to stop and take different views of the volcanic crater. Here is a shot taken by another tourist of me and B. You can't see it, but we are standing pretty close to the edge of the crater here, both of us wondering who was going to try to push the other one off.

The intro film that we watched at the visitors' centre talked about how only one new native plant or animal made its way to the Hawaiian islands every 30,000 years. It also talked about how, after the lava flows to the sea, the nature slowly takes over. It was fascinating to see little fronds and plants taking root out in the middle of the moonscapes. Like seeing plants determinedly growing up in sidewalk cracks, although these plants will – over time – take over the place.

Once almost entirely around the crater, we were back in rainforest setting and I was ready to explore Thurston's Lava Tube, essentially a big cave that was created by lava flow thousands of years ago. B wisely decided his body needed shade and water and waved me off to go check out the lava tube. After descending through gorgeous rainforest, the path lead to the opening of a big,damp cave. The walls were all creased with the inverse pattern of flowing lava. Apparently, this particular tube goes on for miles. Very neat – the publicly lit part isn't that long, but certainly long enough to get the general idea.

It was soon time to head back, after some shopping at the art centre and gift shop. I had had enough of B getting all the good scenery while I drove, so I made a point of pulling over a lot so I could see, too!

We were about 30 miles from home and I was navigating a tricky series of turns that I remembered from the morning's drive. I had just made a smart-ass remark about not wanting to attempt this drive in the dark when a white Saab screeched around one of the hairpin turns, speeding past us in the opposite direction, fish-tailing wildly out of control. I was watching in my rear view mirror, but also attempting to get us past the turn that the Saab just screwed up. Both B and I saw the Saab hit the SUV that was 25 yds behind us and then go spinning off.

I got the vehicle turned around and we headed back to see what was what. No one in the SUV was hurt, but the truck sustained a lot of damage. I had thought that the Saab had gone over the edge, judging from the speed he was going and his inability to get his vehicle under control. But, no, there sat a totally wrecked Saab and a surfer dude wandering around, barefoot, coolly asking if anyone was hurt.

It was all we could do not to deck the guy, but we decided to leave that for the troopers. Clearly, the man was in an altered state. No one could be that calm after totalling their own car and nearly killing three other people.

The locals who live along this stretch must see this happen a lot as, suddenly, lots of people were there on ATVs, putting up flares along the road side, directing traffic and generally knowing what to do. This must have been "Accident of the Week" for them.

I was pretty keen on keeping both hands on the wheel and both eyes on the road after that. I was also pretty keen on getting home before the sun set, something that happens awfully quickly here. We managed to do that, safe and sound if a bit shaken. I found the driving exhausting, even without the stress of the accident. Thankfully, I'm on vacation and there is lots of chance for stress release here!

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Day 3 and Day 4 … 1 comment

… of my totally awesome vacation included…

  • volcano exploration, including the discovery that at the top of the caldera / crater @  Kilauea, there are only two radio stations available. On 530 AM is the National Parks Service "information" loop, about 5 minutes long and clearly not updated

    since 2003. On 640 AM is Rush Limbaugh out of NY, NY. I think it is best for others to interpret the meaning of this.

  • a harrowing 90 mile round trip on one of the world's more treacherous roads. We did witness a terrible car crash about 30 miles away from home, on our way back, and had to stay to help out. No one was hurt, which was a miracle.
  • playing – and winning – "honey nut cheerio" poker since C and D do not own poker chips.
  • taking the picture of the guy in blue/white pattern shorts expressly for Seeker and Moni
  • taking the picture of me in the red hockey jersey for Thumps. I'm sure you recognize the shirt … that is a cup of 100% Kona coffee in my hand. Life is good!

  • agreeing to video being taken that includes cleavage, for many requests of same
  • running WAY short on time to do a good job on the blogging. There comes a moment where you decide to experience the vacation or document the vacation. I've been busy doing the former. I will get caught up, tho.

What I want to know is this … where are the girls in grass skirts, huh? I was promised girls in grass skirts …

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Day Two – Whale Watching 3 comments

I hear by the grapevine that it was – 35 C in Toronto today with 4 ft sheets of ice falling off tall buildings … hm … well, here

are some pretty flowers to look at whilst contemplating this …

It was gorgeous here today, a great day for whale watching. I highly recommend Capt'n Dan McSweeney's tour out of Honokolua Harbour. He is part researcher, part whale watching guide and you learn a lot about whale habits and behaviours. My brother got a lot of good video of a baby whale leaping out of the water rather a lot. You could almost imagine the mother whale saying, "Now, Junior, you are going to spoil your meal with all that leaping around … just settle down!"

It is frightfully difficult to take photos of whales. First off, all digital cameras have that annoying delay thing. But then the damn whales move so fast … this is one activity where the videographers have the upper hand. Unfortunately, my battery was dying and video on my new cam was not an option.

B and I stopped for some lunch at Quinn's (Almost By The Sea) and had probably the best fish & chips and calamari ever. The gecko seen below was on the wall of the restaurant, something I'm pretty

sure would be frowned on in Toronto. Isn't he a handsome fellow?

We got home for a nap before dinner. After dinner, I was soundly trounced at Hearts …apparently a pre-emptive strike as C and D know that there will be Scrabble later.

It was a gentle, relaxing, stress free kind of day that I don't have much to say about other than to say that it was the kind of day that made me very happy to be alive.

Day Three … Volcano!!!

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Hawaii – Day One: Settling In 4 comments

After a nearly two hour flight delay leaving Toronto and a mad dash through the Vancouver airport, my brother B and I finally arrived in Kailua-Kona, Big Island Hawaii, late Saturday. For B, it had been a 21 hour day and for someone who has had his share of physical hardships recently … he looked pretty good. I, on the other hand, looked like I had been hit by a truck, I think!

I had been told that the air smells different in Hawaii, sweeter and softer, and I noticed this immediately upon getting off the plane. The airport here is very small and we de-planed outdoors, walking down metal stairs to the tarmac, into the soft night air. By my watch, it was 3:45 a.m. Toronto time (Sunday) … it was 10: 45 p.m. (Saturday) local time. We had some adjusting to do!

The bags arrived quickly and our sister C whisked us off into the night. C and D live about 20 minutes from the airport and, thankfully, were kind enough not to make large social demands on us in our disoriented state.

I have the most comfortable room EVER, with an ensuite bathroom and the sound of exotic birds and palm fronds swaying outside my window. This, my friends, is paradise.

I was the last up in the morning, which is unusual for me. Coffee and breakfast took place on the "lanai" which I guess means patio but sounds more exotic than that. Here is the view from the lanai, over the small pool and out over the ocean. C and D's house is part way up a mountain, giving them an outstanding western view.

I bought a new camera for this trip, a cool little Olympus Stylus 720 SW that is, among other things, water proof to

10 feet. My relatives seem skeptical about this.  It also has a dazzling array of settings (cuisine, fireworks, museum, underwater macros …) and I'll play with them a bit over the next while.  Just for Lex, here is a cappicino froth shot, testing one of the many macro settings …

We lounged about, trying to get our bearings a bit. In the afternoon, C offered to take us on a bit of a tour of our immediate locale. We took some snorkel gear and wound up on a local beach. The beaches here are not the vast white sands that some imagine. They are

black and a bit gravelly which is to be expected since this island is really just one big volcano.

So, it would seem that the underwater feature works …

This was just a quick sojourn at the beach, just to sort of get our snorkel feet wet, so to speak. The beach front reminds me of every other touristy beach front I've seen … Wasaga Beach, Grand Bend, sections of

Florida coastline. Except for the black sands and the rather enthusiastic waves crashing in. We headed back after about an hour on the beach.

There are several weather systems on this island. One can be part way down the mountain or on the shore where it might be sunny or partly cloudy. You can then look up and see thunderstorms happening towards the top of the mountain.

I introduced B to wasabi coated macadamia nuts, something that friends brought me from a trip to Hawaii a few years ago … after getting over the first "hit", I think he

could really get into wasabi. He has never tried sushi, something that I consder a totally separate and vital food group, so we need to get him some raw fish here. Apparently, Big Island has some of the best sushi ever.

We helped C and D prepare dinner – grilled mahi mahi, soba noodle salad and a tomato/bocconcini/avocado salad. Here is my test of the "cuisine" setting on my camera.

The computer I'm using has been set for large print and also has a completely different resolution than I'm used to, so I have no idea how the photos are looking in relation to the text here. Please forgive if they are lookin' a little weird

to you!

I totally crashed, hitting the wall of exhaustion after dinner. Just had time for a sunset shot or two before falling over …

Day Two … whale watching … stay tuned … 🙂

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Four More Sleeps … 3 comments

Four more sleeps until I leave for Hawaii … and I'm starting to get a sore throat, dammit. Argh!!! Oh well, at least I can be all snivelly somewhere sunny and beautiful. 🙂

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I’m A-Goin’ … 2 comments

My brother actually booked the tickets … I'm a-goin' to Hawaii … 😀 … leave March 3, return March 12 … the hula girls better watch out … 🙂

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… whispering … 3 comments

I'm going to whisper this, really quietly … because I don't want to jinx it. And I'm only going to say this to a select few of you … but … I'm SO excited … I think I'm going to Hawaii. March 3-10. With my oldest, health-challenged, brother. He is 55. I am 43. We are both bachelors and quite set in our ways. He is grumpy and patronizing. I am indignant when he gets like that … the flight is 16 hours both ways. This is going to be very very interesting.

Our sister (half sister, from Dad's first marriage, so much older) and her husband own a small bungalow on Big Island and she invited us out there during my March break. My brother, Ben, has had some horrible vascular issues and nearly died in the the summer of 2005. Only the most delicate and risky of vascular procedures brought him back and now he is on long-term disability and feeling quite emasculated by life in general. He has been depressed (although was better at Christmas when I saw him) and really needs a change of scenery.

As for me, I need some sun and – well – maybe a change of scenery, too.

Details to be settled … me booking the time off officially from work … determining that my passport will still let me fly to the US … buying tickets.

I'm so excited … ssshhh … stay tuned … 🙂

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