Thank you, Stacy, for sending me the following spam header to play with.
"The lions emerged looking bright and clean."
However, after 24 hours of it sitting in my head, I can't do anything useful with it at all. Perhaps someone else can … Thumps? Lex?
Again, for Lex, in the ongoing pursuit of the wickedest riff on an e-mail spam header.
brethren, their hooks in that which he hath it no more consumed
hath withdrawn it from view
to be replaced
by a more popular menu item.
Actually, I'm sure someone here can do better …please, feel free to fill the comment area below with something wittier than this. I just wonder what kind of computer generation program comes up with these very odd language fragments.
For Lex, in response to her challenge to write a spam-header-inspired post ….
Go … off with you then.
Your cavalier ways have created, in me, malicious ones.
But they are mine. My malicious.
I embrace them as your gift to me.
[Editing to Add: It occurred to me after I posted this that it *could* be mis-interpreted. Let me state, for the record, that there is NO message in a bottle here. This is simply the first set of coherent words that poured out of my head when this spam header crossed my eyeballs today. Perhaps fodder for Jungian analysis, yes. Directive in any way … no. I return you now to regular programming … ]