For Lex, in response to her challenge to write a spam-header-inspired post ….

Go … off with you then.

Your cavalier ways have created, in me, malicious ones.

But they are mine. My malicious.

I embrace them as your gift to me.

[Editing to Add: It occurred to me after I posted this that it *could* be mis-interpreted. Let me state, for the record, that there is NO message in a bottle here. This is simply the first set of coherent words that poured out of my head when this spam header crossed my eyeballs today. Perhaps fodder for Jungian analysis, yes. Directive in any way … no. I return you now to regular programming … ]

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